Mel B Gives Birth to Spice Girl

Mazel tov! Scary Spice has given birth! Her spokesperson says:

"The baby is completely healthy with a good head of hair. Mother and baby are now resting. No name has been decided on as yet, and she is purely known as Baby Brown."

No word yet from the babe's alleged father, Eddie Murphy, who has denied paternity yet says he's willing to take a DNA test. The infant is also, reportedly, a mere five pounds and four ounces, which belies the giant gut Mel sported during the late stages of her pregnancy. Maybe the kid's low birth weight was a result of rabid baby shower champagne-swilling, or perhaps Scary Spice is just taking a page from the book of Anna Nicole and trying to raise a skinny, sexy baby from day one.

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