Say you're a big-time director. Not exactly Spielberg or anything, but Hollywood money types often give you mountains and mountains of cash to blow crap up. And say you're working on a big movie involving toys that were so popular in the '80s you could get them in Happy Meals. The one thing you'll need above all else is a really hot chick so that the tweeners who weren't alive in the '80s will have something non-mechanical to pop a boner over. You could probably pull in a big-name star, but that would take away from your explosion budget, plus you like the thrill of discovery. You want a hot chick no one has ever seen before. (OK, maybe a few people who watch lesser Lindsay Lohan vehicles have seen her, but no one important.) So you've got this one chick in mind, and you call a meeting with her at your home. She really, really wants the part. Will do anything to get it. Anything. So what do you ask her to do? Wash your Ferrari? Huh? As Page Six tells it, that's just what Michael Bay did when he was casting token hot chick Megan Fox for her role in Transformers:
THERE'S a video of Megan Fox we want to see. When the sizzling star of "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" went to director Michael Bay's house to audition for the part, "He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her," reports Jason Solomons in Britain's Guardian. "She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — 'Er, I don't know where it is either.' " Come on. Cough it up!
It's called the private screening room in your ridiculously huge mansion, Mike.
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What kind of douche cares about a clothed woman doing chores?
Michael Bay. And Brett Ratner, probably.
Oh, THAT kind of douche.
Well, at least it's a tasteful video of a woman merely washing a guy's car…at least some of us are hoping for that. Wonder what would've happened if she had changed the oil as well? Would she had gotten a producer credit too?
The question is- did her make her eat a giant greasy hamburger at the same time with the sickly pink mixture of ketchup and mayo quickly going rancid from the sun dripping all over her hand? THAT would be tasteful.