Megan Fox in Underwear: Again for the Very First Time

Hey everybody, did you notice? Celebrities didn't do a goddamn thing last night. No one stumbled drunk out of a club, no one flashed their cooter while getting out of their car, no one dropped their baby in well. Maybe they all stayed home to watch America's Got Talent? Maybe partying is out and Hollywood's newest trend is some sort of high-tech virtual partying that combines your texting and Facebook skills? Who knows. What we do know though, is that today we've got some pics of Megan Fox in some underwear. Probably not her underwear. Maxim probably has a whole closet full of underwear thier covergirls can choose from. And it probably doubles as a really, really pervy break room. Oh, and did we mention that these photos are actually old? Yeah, it seems that Maxim took a good hard look at the entertainment industry and said, "Aw fuck it. All the movies these days are remakes, 90210 is back, the New Kids reunited, why should we bother coming up with any new ideas? Just slap a pic of Megan Fix in her underwear on the cover and people will buy it. They did last time."