Remember April 2008? Those were heady days! Delta Airlines merged with Northwest! Wesley Snipes was sentenced for not paying taxes! And a little website called CelebNewsWire gazed into our crystal ball(s) and saw the future, which included Megan Fox topless with her hair over her bajoinkers in Jennifer's Body. As you can see by the picture at left, that dream has come true. The Jennifer's Body red band trailer has been released today, and it begins with Megan Fox ass and then segues right into "FROM THE MIND OF DIABLO CODY" so your body's about to get confused. You don't know if you'll be lusting or dry heaving, drooling or covering your ears against the onslaught of gratingly precious dialogue. Actually, it looks like Megan's wearing a thong in the first shot, so you may as well go with the dry heaving and ripping off your ears option. This life is full of difficult decisions, so thanks, thong, for making this one for us.
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motherfucker doesn't work
Click the link at the bottom. Guess the trailer isn't embeddable, so watch it at the source.
Hooked to the source. Looks like Ms. Cody may have another winner on her hands. We can only hope the director didn't screw up the script, or there'll be Hell to pay.
Count me in as a potential ticket holder.
meh is not impressed.
Watching this trailer is a little too close to watching the movie itself.