Megan Fox Has More In Common With Winona Ryder Than Just a Penchant for Dating Lame-os

When FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World Megan Fox needs a garlic press, a giant tub of Tresemme Tres Spray, some smelly trees for her car, and a pack of Hanes Her Ways, where does she go? Alas, not Wal-Mart. That place may be rolling back prices, but the prices do not roll for thee, Megan. IDLYITW reports that Megan has been banned from the much-maligned megachain because she hamburgled some lip gloss from them as a teen:

Fox was caught stealing make-up from a Florida branch of the Wal-Mart during her rebellious teenage years. And the incident has now seen her banned from the store. A friend of the star tells the tabloid, "Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. "She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lipgloss from Wal-Mart. "At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed."

What kind of cruel, Guantanamo Bay-style tactics did those dastardly Wal-Martians use on our lovely Megan to coerce that confession? Force-feeding her that shitty popcorn they sell in the front? Making her wear certain kicky selections from the Jacklyn Smith collection? We don't know, but we do know what else Megan Fox has stolen. Our hearts. And, apparently, our pants. Give those back, you lovable scamp!



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