Eat That Chicken, Megan Fox

Megan Fox doesn’t seem to make movies, despite being an actress. Her job is being sex on wheels and she’s pretty good at it. Luckily, the good people at Esquire magazine noticed that she isn’t ugly and decided to shoot her in HD for a photo spread and video. Daily Mail says:

Photographer Greg Williams shot the hottest actress with a hi-tech Red One camera, which meant he could grab stills of her at the end. He recorded ten minutes of loosely scripted footage – getting out of bed, rolling around on a pool chair, lighting a barbecue.

ëIt allowed her to act,í Williams says. `She could run scenes without being reminded by the sound of a shutter every four seconds that I was taking a picture.í

Williams was then left with ten minutes of footage which he turned into a mini-film called ëGood Morning, Megan Fox.í

Megan’s twitching around like a kindergartener with pinworms, but other than that, this is a sexy-ass no-brainer. Watch it. It’s every dude’s fantasy of what a woman looks like when she’s alone–writhing awake with a smile and an arched back to slip into a crisp, white men’s shirt, then a hot low-cut swimsuit, then an impossibly tight black dress to bend over, ass in the air, to sensually apply lip gloss. In reality, dames wake up with rotten cheese breath and pad off to the bathroom in sweatpants and a T-shirt with a cat on it to fart a little and pop some blackheads. But honestly, if Megan Fox was doing that stuff, it would still be a magically erotic journey of lust and desire.