For far too long, this "sexy lady story" slot has been dominated by your Lohans, your Simpsons, your Spearses, and we figured the time was nigh to allow a fresh young upstart a chance at semi-popular internet blog stardom! Ladies and jellyspoons, feast your eyes on Megan Fox, star of the upcoming Transformers movie, a face sure to be ubiquitous in the future, undeniably fortunate of face and figure. The pics are from the latest issue of GQ:
In other recent Megan Fox picture news, she showed up to the MTV Movie Awards the other night (although it's our job to be on top of pop culture, we did not watch because we're too old for the MTV and the quick cuts give us the agita) and flashed some tattoo:
"I have five. Anytime I get a feeling about anything, I get a tattoo. I have a poem I wrote on my ribcage and a symbol for strength on my neck, and my boyfriend Brian's name tattooed next to my pie."
Oh, what we wouldn't give to get a gander at that poem she wrote. We're not saying all beautiful women are unintelligent, but we're just hoping it says
Chasing the breadth of the sky
It soars like an eagle in flight
Above the heavens it flies
A horn like the sword of a knight
Hooves of fire
Silken mane
Pegacorn
I call your name
(P.S. "pie")
GQ pics via Egotastic!
There's even more Megan at MrSkin.com.
4 Comments
I'd like to get Prime with HER Optimus!
Yeah like that relationship is going to last. She is too hot and will soon be plastered all over everything,
Her and B.A.G. Will be done when she realizes.."hey i'm with B.A.G., i can do better"
The David Silver comment is probably the funniest thing you've said in months. Thank you.
the poto is not sexy (porno)
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