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Megan Fox Is Sexier Than Everybody

Megan_Fox_eye_roll.jpgThe next time your girlfriend or wife asks you, "Do you think I'm sexy? Am I the sexiest woman in the world?" you have the right to answer "no" and feel good about it. Because your wife or girlfriend is not the sexiest woman in the world. Megan Fox is. And when your wife or girlfriend expresses her disgust, you can just be like, "But honey! FHM said! FHM said!" And then she will take the magazine and beat you about the nards with it. But enough romance! FHM has, indeed, come out with their annual "Sexiest Woman in the World" poll, and the top ten are as follows:

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriqui
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10. Kate Beckinsale

"Sexiest Woman in the World" is a pretty broad–not to mention bold–category. Notice that all the actresses on the list are American or British. Right now the hottest woman of the Mursi tribe in Ethiopia is pretty pissed at her dis. She has the biggest lip plate of all!

Here are some pictures of the Foxy Ms. Fox with a . . . fox. And, uh, some other beasts.

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Foxy Fox is as foxy as a fox at MrSkin.com.

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4 Comments

  1. kaitlin
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 2:21 pm | Permalink

    http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com

    If she's the hottest… then out female population has gone down hill.

    http://www.celebrityprayerlist.com

  2. A-Lister
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 3:49 pm | Permalink

    The list is backwards she is on the bottom.
    Oh wait FHM sponsors her that's why it was on top of their list, rigged!

  3. Wildride
    Posted April 24, 2008 at 5:30 pm | Permalink

    >Notice that all the actresses on the list are American or British.

    Notice how that's not true since at least two of them are Canadian. That's not much better diversity, but it's true.

  4. R
    Posted April 27, 2008 at 12:51 pm | Permalink

    Ummm FHM is mainly for the US and UK. So it makes perfect sense for the list to focus on British, American and Canadian woman. I just think the US has better taste considering UK put Kristen Bell at #89 while US put her at #24. Though she should be #1. She should atleast be i nthe top 10. I mean come on Blake Lively. Sure she is good looking but not top 10.

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