Good News: Megan Fox Is Still Sexy

Transformers came to your neighborhood multiplex, you ignored it (or who knows, maybe you saw it eight times because you're easily manipulated by the media), and now bigger, more wizardy things have taken over. So who's the victim in Harry Potter's path of destruction to box-office dominance? Super super sexy Megan Fox, that's who. A month ago it was all Megan Megan Megan around these parts, and now *poof* she's just a sexy distant memory. So distant in fact that she now needs to tell us that she's sexy. We were fools for ever forgetting, Meg. She's already gearing us up for the non-stop sexy onslaught of Jennifer's Body, saying:

I think I'm pretty sexy in it. You'd better put on your sexy shoes for this movie.

There's a girl-on-girl kiss. And beyond that, before every kill there is a seduction that occurs.

Jennifer's Body is so sexy, it will turn you sexy just by watching it. Damn. That Megan Fox sure is sexily powerful. But she's also hungry. Hungry to take a big, yummy, juicy bite out of Zac Efron. Mmmmmm. Sexual ambiguity tastes good! When asked who she'd like to sink her teeth into if she were a flesh eater like her Jennifer's Body character, she said:

Zac Efron. I think he'd taste like a strawberry cupcake.

We think he'd probably taste more like almond sugar body butter.

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