Megan Fox Is Officially Sexy, Clothed

Hey guys, have you heard? Megan Fox is sexy. She, like, wears skimpy clothes and hot dresses and talks about wanting to pork ladies and is totally cool with the ganja. Have we talked about this at all before? Because we think we might have slightly overlooked the whole "Megan Fox is sexy" genre of modern celebrity gossip. But now it's totally official, because Meg came in at #1 on FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World list for the second year in a row. So that's, like, real news and shit, and talking about it makes us journalists. Take that, admissions office at Berkeley. See, we don't need you to give us a fancy degree. We can report on important stuff all on our own.

But because it's only two days until the opening of Transmorphers: Rise of the Clones or whatever, we've got even more Megan Fox news for you today. But this time it's not so good. She says she's not getting naked anytime soon. At least on camera. We expect that she'll get naked to take a shower and stuff, although a nice heady aroma might just add to her mystique, so who knows. On being a sex symbol, she said:

I get really embarrassed and I don't know how to handle it. It's like I'm in my underwear every other week in a magazine, so it's not like I'm trying to hide it.

There's nothing wrong with being sexy or being sexual or being a woman. I'm not afraid of that. I just don't necessarily like to talk about myself that way.

I haven't even thought about doing nudity in films, but I'm gonna say that I'm leaning towards 'no', as of right now.

I can't speak for the future. People change. It can be beautiful. And it can have a great impact. And it can win you an Oscar. I mean, not the nudity itself, but the role.

We see your angle here, lady. You think that we'll write about you every time you mention nudity, so you're going to be all like, "I probably won't do nudity," then a month later you'll say, "I'm thinking about getting naked in a movie," then you'll change your mind and decide not to do that nudity, over and over and over again. And you think that's going to work? You think we're going to fall for your trick and keep on writing about you just because you say the word nudity? Yeah, you're probably right. We're weak. Our parents should have beat us more, built some character in us at an early age.