Megan Fox OK with You Almost Seeing Her Nipples

That Megan Fox, she's always runnin' her mouth. "I think this, and I hate that, I think this is stupid, I like weeeeeed." But sometimes she runs her mouth about cool stuff, like how she's cool with touching other girls' boobies and farting and stuff. And sometimes she talks about that one time when you, for a second, thought you were looking at Megan Fox's tits, but then you realized that you weren't. That was a sad day. But still kind of sexy, so that's cool. See, when those infamous Megan Fox nude pics (that weren't really nude, but whatever) were leaked to the internets, Meg got a little mad. And she thought about getting all suey (not as in chop, as in hiring lawyers), but then she realized that she wasn't actually naked, so it was all good. She told Entertainment Weekly (via IMDb):

I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple.

If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone… I know who, and I never did anything about it. It's her karma to deal with, not mine.

See, usually we would be mad about not seeing Meg's jugs, but in this case it's not so bad. It means that Megan didn't get all litigious, making the pictures go poof!, and it means that we can put the pics on our front page. Yay! Everybody wins.

And just in case you forgot what the pics look like (like if you've recently suffered blunt head trauma or something), here they are again. And, hey, it's OK to ogle them because Megan said she doesn't care. This one time we love nipple patches.