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Megan Fox Hates Dogs, Nudity

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Megan Fox knows that she can make men do just about anything. Make her loverman ditch his beloved pooch just because she wants newer, fluffier ones? Sure thing. Make hoards of male viewers pay to see a movie written by Diablo Cody just because she maybe might be sorta kinda naked in it? Of course. Make any man shove a broken PBR bottle up his ass just because she thinks she might find it amusing? Probably. First, about the bitch (via Celebitchy):

Megan Fox has fiance Brian Austin Green on such a short leash that sheís forced him to give up his best friend – his beloved dog Macy!

ìMegan claimed she felt threatened by Macy, but that dog was a sweetheart. She wouldnít hurt a fly,î divulged an insider.

ìBrian adored Macy and refused to give her up for the longest time, but Megan nagged him about it until he finally gave in. He was crushed.î

[Brian] adopted 3-year-old Macy, a mastiff-pit bull mix, when she was 3 months old – around the same time he and Megan, 22, began living together, according to sources.

After adopting the dog, 35 year-old Brian enrolled her in rigorous training courses at the Hollywood Dog Training SchoolÖ

ìMacy was really mellow and well-behaved,î the source added. ìWhenever Brian went out of town heíd board Macy at the training school.

ìThe trainers were shocked when Brianís assistant came in one day and said Brian was being forced to give Macy up for adoption because Megan didnít get along with her.î

Right after Brian gave Macy up for adoption, Megan adopted two tiny dogs.

We're pretty sure BAG would cut off his own nads with a pair of pinking shears if Megan asked him to, so this doesn't surprise us. What does surprise us? We won't see even a sliver of Megan's maracas in the upcoming flick Jennifer's Body, as that pasties-and-flesh-colored-panties scene so lovingly captured by the paps a few months ago has been cut. Also cut? Men's nads. From their bodies. With pinking shears. At least that's what it feels like knowing Megan Fox naked is now even farther out of reach.


See Megan Fox at her sexiest at MrSkin.com.

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4 Comments

  1. bored viewer
    Posted August 11, 2008 at 7:24 pm | Permalink

    Okay, it's official… this diva's ego is bigger than her career.

  2. me
    Posted August 16, 2008 at 6:31 pm | Permalink

    What a bitch. Everyone knows how well-behaved and safe pit bull mixes are. They've NEVER gone off suddenly and eaten babies.

  3. Posted September 4, 2008 at 5:55 pm | Permalink

    What a bitch.

  4. Caging
    Posted May 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm | Permalink

    No Class, At all. Sad excuse for 35year old man though. Totally no spine.

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