Megan Fox And Lily Allen Trade Nip Slips

Megan Fox--she of the embarrassing tattoos and David Silver-defiled groin--has slipped a nip! Behold, the golden spigot of ambrosia flow! Bow down, serfs, to the sweet roseate disc of your reverie! Nip nip hooray! Also, Lily Allen does the same. Furthermore, observe the Fox pic at left, then take a gander at the Allen pic from right before her slip:

These two women obviously have a small thread, undetectable by the naked eye, that connects their tongues to their dresses. Tongue goes out, nips pop. Tongue goes out, nips pop.

There's Megan.

And there's Lily. Now we just have to sit back and eagerly await the reams of hateful comments sure to pour in about how "that's not a nipple you fucking retards, that's an AREOLA! You've never seen a woman before, how dare you, blah blah, when will you ever learn, blah dee blah dee I'm a big giant b-hole blah." Whatever, enemy of fun, go look at yesterday's Britney thread and whine about "that's not an ass! That's technically the lower portion of the human female gluteal region. Additionally, we see the gracilis pectineus, adductor brevis, and adductor longus." Thanks, Cliff Claven.

Megan Fox pics courtesy of I Don't Like You In That Way and Lily Allen pics courtesy of Egotastic!

And there's more of Meg at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Lily Allen, Megan Fox, celebrity nudity, nip slips

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Outstanding nipples

 Posted by: Louis | January 21, 2008 03:27 PM

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