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David Silver Puts His Thingie Into This

megan_fox_topless_1.jpgLast month, we reported that Megan Fox would be getting topless in her new movie, Jennifer's Body. And guess what, America? In your collective face! We were totally right! Of course we said that her jugs would be covered in her own hair and they're actually covered in nipple-hued pasties, but God, man, you don't complain when Nostradamus said "Two brothers torn apart by Chaos while the fortress endures" instead of "attacks on big buildings on September 11", right? Even though it's not real nudity, please come into our cut to eyeball Megan's twin towers.

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What exactly is going on in these photographs? After detailed analysis involving a protractor, a jeweler's loupe, an abacus and a Texas Instruments TRS-80, we've determined that Megan donned a flesh-colored bandeau bikini top only to have it slip down to reveal pasties over her nipplage. After a hearty soak-down in the lake, said pasties became waterlogged and thus see-through; in essence, only a millimeter of soggy cotton separates our eyes from Megan Fox's naked snoobs. Eat your heart out, Mr. Wizard! Even though you're dead.

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Foxy Megan shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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9 Comments

  1. Jessica
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm | Permalink

    Well atleast we can finally see a little bit of Megan's nipples and we get to see her wonderful breast without any kind of top.

  2. John Jakes
    Posted July 9, 2008 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    whoa ho shes fucking naked

  3. sting
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:26 am | Permalink

    Not to nitpick, but it's a Tandy (Radio Shack) TRS-80…just the geek in me! ;-) But either way, she IS uber-hot!!!

  4. TantrikTim
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    It is great to see so beautiful a woman being so relaxed with her nudity. Fabulous. And to think I passed on Transformers….

  5. John
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:09 pm | Permalink

    Why is she wearing pasties, anyway?

  6. Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Permalink

    Its odd that she can look so "natural" she usually looks like one of those fake-tan robots.

  7. MLECHASEZ11
    Posted August 13, 2008 at 5:40 pm | Permalink

    At least they covered up her dumb ass tatoos

  8. Cuhmscwurtsabunch
    Posted September 6, 2008 at 1:42 pm | Permalink

    Ashame this scene's gonna be cut, since her body, body parts and looks are really all she's good for. What a waste…and a dumb decision in the wrong direction. ):

  9. bookoo
    Posted November 5, 2009 at 7:00 pm | Permalink

    she was born a man u nasty fucks

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