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May 12, 2008 at 10:59AM

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David Silver Puts His Thingie Into This

Last month, we reported that Megan Fox would be getting topless in her new movie, Jennifer's Body. And guess what, America? In your collective face! We were totally right! Of course we said that her jugs would be covered in her own hair and they're actually covered in nipple-hued pasties, but God, man, you don't complain when Nostradamus said "Two brothers torn apart by Chaos while the fortress endures" instead of "attacks on big buildings on September 11", right? Even though it's not real nudity, please come into our cut to eyeball Megan's twin towers.

What exactly is going on in these photographs? After detailed analysis involving a protractor, a jeweler's loupe, an abacus and a Texas Instruments TRS-80, we've determined that Megan donned a flesh-colored bandeau bikini top only to have it slip down to reveal pasties over her nipplage. After a hearty soak-down in the lake, said pasties became waterlogged and thus see-through; in essence, only a millimeter of soggy cotton separates our eyes from Megan Fox's naked snoobs. Eat your heart out, Mr. Wizard! Even though you're dead.

Foxy Megan shows it off at MrSkin.com.

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Well atleast we can finally see a little bit of Megan's nipples and we get to see her wonderful breast without any kind of top.

Posted by: Jessica | May 13, 2008 06:36 PM

whoa ho shes fucking naked

Posted by: John Jakes | July 9, 2008 01:09 AM

Not to nitpick, but it's a Tandy (Radio Shack) TRS-80...just the geek in me! ;-) But either way, she IS uber-hot!!!

Posted by: sting | August 13, 2008 05:26 AM

It is great to see so beautiful a woman being so relaxed with her nudity. Fabulous. And to think I passed on Transformers....

Posted by: TantrikTim | August 13, 2008 04:33 PM

Why is she wearing pasties, anyway?

Posted by: John | August 13, 2008 05:09 PM

Its odd that she can look so "natural" she usually looks like one of those fake-tan robots.

Posted by: Travis Bickle | August 13, 2008 05:23 PM

At least they covered up her dumb ass tatoos

Posted by: MLECHASEZ11 | August 13, 2008 05:40 PM

Ashame this scene's gonna be cut, since her body, body parts and looks are really all she's good for. What a waste...and a dumb decision in the wrong direction. ):

Posted by: Cuhmscwurtsabunch | September 6, 2008 01:42 PM