Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody and director/producer Jason Reitman have once again teamed up to create cloyingly precious Oscar gold! The upcoming movie Jennifer's Body is currently being filmed in Canada. But instead of Ellen Page rattling off dialogue like "frosted mini-fetus", we'll have Amanda Seyfried and Megan Fox having a catfight in their underwear. Huzzah! And furthering the plot, according to Bitten and Bound: Megan Fox's yammos!
Word straight out of Jason Reitmanís mouth is that Fox will appear nude from the waist up in a scene where she lures an unsuspecting male into the woods. Reitman revealed this information while appearing on The Howard Stern Show last week. The nudity will be discreetly covered by Meganís hair.
Hair? Discreet? Poppycock. You would think that the screenwriting lady who used to strip could at the very least toss in a boob or two. A nipple. Something. It's her script. Can't she go in with a ballpoint and cross out the "covered with her hair" part and write in "naked Megan Fox with no hair at all covering any part of her in any sort of discreet manner ever"? Actually, this is Diablo Cody, she would write "Nick-at-Nite-Nakey Foxy-Fox flippin' the bald eagle Brazilian bare Hostess tit-cakes, for schloozle!" And she would write it with a hamburger pen. It doesn't matter that hamburger pens don't exist. She'd invent one.
Megan Fox shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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And yet, it still wont be half as good as Juno, a shame really.
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