Remember that one dude in high school who was always telling you, "Duuuuude, you've gotta get stoned and watch Fantasia. You'll think Mickey Mouse is, like, God, and will turn all the trees on Earth to giant lollipops and the roads to rivers you can walk on and shit. It's totally trippy." Well, Megan Fox is kind of like that, only she advocates getting blitzed on booze before seeing her movies. According to The Sun:
The actress has admitted that she needs to be drunk before a viewing – especially when it came to her most recent flick, the critically-panned Transformers 2.
Megan admitted: "I usually don't watch myself."I don't watch playback. I don't look at still photos. I have a phobia of it.
"But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2.
"I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it."
Sure, that might have been a good idea for Megan, to save her the torture of watching herself vamp it up opposite a big pile of metal, but we don't condone this. We got drunk to watch Cloverfield, and by the end we wanted to blow chunks all over the aisle in front of us. Just imagine what Michael Bay's MTV-generation quick cuts and a stampede of hulking robots could do to a stomach full of Boone's Farm.
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It's interesting that we both share a phobia of watching halfwit actresses blather mindlessly on the big screen.
Man, I couldn't get THAT drunk if I tried. I don't think anyone could get THAT drunk if they've tried. (Course, Amy Winehouse comes close, but she has her own issues.)