By all outward appearances, Megan Fox is not human. So bafflingly perfect of face and figure, the only possible explanation for her is that she's a witch or sorceress of some sort. So it comes as a bit of a shock to learn that at one point, Megan let a pug-faced country fisherman put his meathooks all over her. A mortal! Megan, how could you! Her ex-boyfriend, a dude named Ben Leahy, spills all manner of beans to News of the World. He claims:
"It did not surprise me one bit to hear that when we broke up Megan ran straight into the arms of a female stripper. Because that was typical Megan. She was wild, very sexy and totally into exploring anything. So if Megan says she bedded a female stripper called Nikita I know she will not be lying. It is the kind of thing which would have totally turned her on.
"At first I loved that side of Megan but then three years down the line she just seemed to get wilder and more obsessed with making it in Hollywood and in the end it broke my heart but I had to let her go. I just could not handle her and knew she was way out of my league."
"Megan loved looking at women's bodies. She just had no inhibitions and made no bones about the fact she liked to fantasize about being with a woman. There were many times she would look at magazines for hours pointing out which actresses she thought were hot. Angelina Jolie was high up on her list.
"She would say: 'Look at her body, Ben, it's gorgeous don't you think?' She just loved women who were not conventionally pretty and looked like they were into anything. Because that's what Megan was like.
"Back then she never said she actually wanted to have sex with a girl but I knew it was one of her fantasies because she told me.
"So I am not in the slightest bit shocked one of the first people she slept with after I had ended our relationship was a woman.
But wait! There's more!
"While she was a total tomboy, Megan also knew how to drive me wild to using her female charms. She would just have to look at me with those huge eyes and tell me she loved me and my heart would just leap. Even just kissing her was magical, she had the most amazing full lips you just got lost in them.
"Then sometimes she would surprise me by changing out of the T-shirts and jeans she would always wear into a tight dress and I would feel like the luckiest boy in the world. Megan's body has always been totally hot. Slim but curvy in all the right places and she was never shy about showing it off."
And to top it all off with a big, red, juicy cherry:
"I was Megan's first love and she was mine so those times were extra special as we were doing things together we had never done before.
"When I went to see Transformers after we had split up I just kept smiling to myself as I watched all these men lusting at her body in the cinema knowing I had touched it and seen it many times in real life. And believe me she is even more sexy in the flesh than what she is on the big screen."
Add to this tale a laundry room, giggling blonde twin co-eds, and a "I know this sounds like I'm making it up, but" and you've got yourself the Penthouse Forum letter of the month from November 1991.
Meaty Meg shows it off at MrSkin.com.
One Comment
The only pug-faced one is whoever wrote this article. Don't you morons have anything better to do than spread false misinformation all over the internet? The only reason he gave this interview was to get all the assholes off his back and out of his yard. 95% of what is printed above was never said.