When you're the bitchy rival in a little-seen Lindsay Lohan joint that features a mash-up of Eliza Doolittle and David Bowie (seriously), getting engaged to a former teen soap star/once aspiring white rapper seems like a good idea, a possible career boost. But once you've starred in a huge Michael Bay movie opposite Shia TheBeef and roughly 99.99999% of earth's human population wants to touch your yabbos (Clay Aiken would rather give her a firm handshake and compliment her talent, out of respect), it's time to ditch the loser. Which is precisely what Megan Fox did. According to Contact Music:
TRANSFORMERS star MEGAN FOX has reportedly called off her engagement to actor fiance BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN.Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week (beg23Jun08) alerting them to the sad news.
An insider says, "Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she's too young to marry him."
This girl's got brains! We see her career going in a whole new direction now. And we don't mean that whole next-Angelina-Jolie thing she's being saddled with. We see her more filling the shoes of recently-departed-from-television Montel Williams. She would be the perfect person to say, "Honey, get rid of him, he's a loser. Your next boyfriend needs to have three things: 1) a job, 2) a lock on the liquor cabinet, and 3) a full set of teeth." Although we're not sure if she has any experience administering paternity tests, so maybe that career path isn't a well-thought-out option.
Megan is foxy at MrSkin.com.
