Poor Brian Austin Green's ballbag is soon to be neglected. Never again will it know the gentle caress of Megan Fox's genetically superior fingers. The couple, long rumored to be on and off, have broken up for real this time. We think. Us Weekly says:
Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split, Usmagazine.com has learned.
ìThe relationship had run its course,î an insider tells Us exclusively. ìItís completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.î
Fox, 22 (whoíll reprise her role as Mikaela in this Juneís sequel Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen), and Green, 35 (a regular on Foxís Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles), now ìare both focusing on their careers,î the source adds.
The couple ó who have tattoos of each otherís names ó met in 2004 and, as Us first reported, got engaged in November 2006.
That raises an interesting question. When you have "Brian" tattooed on your vagina and you break up with said "Brian", what do you get it changed to?
A. "Brian McKnight Rocks"
B. "Briang it on, baby"
C. "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies, Brian"
D. Grateful bears
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Too bad it wasn't his initials 'BAG' she could've just added 'it' to the end since it is near her vagina. She could add 'was here' to the end of his name.
Who is she again? Oh, just another diva…