Maxim's Hot 100 was released the other day and we didn't report it because we don't read Maxim. Mainly because we don't use tooth whitening strips or terms like "work hard, play hard". But Olivia Wilde took the #1 position, and Megan Fox took #2, which is apropos since Megan once said she found Wilde so sexy that it made her "want to strangle a mountain ox" with her bare hands. And by that, she means touching titties. We assume. According to IDLYITW:
"I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I'm also a hypocrite. I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I'd never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man."
Ah, so she titillates with the promise of girl-on-girl sex, but then fiendishly reneges, much like the kid in our fourth grade class who claimed The Greatest American Hero gave him his costume but he couldn't prove it and bring it in because it was locked in a safe. True story.
On a not-at-all related note, Megan also told Esquire in that same interview
ìLet me tell you what itís really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efronís dad. Itís about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow thereís music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.î
Megan went on to tell the magazine about how if you play "Dark Side of the Moon" backwards while watching HSM, Vanessa Hudgens says "I love Satan" three times and how this one dude in her physics class dropped acid and thought he turned into an orange.
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Who is she again and why should we even be paying any attention to her?