Despite being fair of face and figure and having a very photogenic tongue, Megan Fox isn’t doing so hot. Jennifer’s Body turned out to be a box-office failure, her director and Transformers crew hate her, and she’s still porking Brian Austin Green. But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and panties are the sun. WWD reports:
Giorgio Armani has tapped Megan Fox to feature in the new Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns. The new Armani images featuring Fox will start running worldwide in January.
Fox was shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott in Los Angeles over the weekend. While details of the shoot and the images could not be learned, the actress will appear in print ads as well as on billboards. It has not been decided whether Fox will participate at in-store events tied in with the campaign launch.
In-store events. You know what that means? That means you can go to department stores and have Megan Fox sign your briefs. You can look at her and talk to her and smell her. Just lean over and take a big whiff. Flutter your hands in front of your face and close your eyes in ecstasy like Hannibal Lecter. Girls are really turned on by that!
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Well, I know that particular product isn’t sold in Wal-Mart. Once more, Ms. Fox’s war against the chain that banned her has reach stalemate! (Do I care? Nope!)
It’s true – Megan hasn’t exactly been on a roll – the backlash has kicked in big time too. The thing is she keeps making the mistake of opening her mouth and speaking. This is getting her in loads of trouble. That’s why this is such good news for her – these underwear ads. No speaking involved and I dunno about you but I’m already salivating at the thought of seeing them.
You’d be hard-pressed to find anyone who’d kick her out of bed for eating wieners.
With or without mustard?
(Yeah, I know. Should’ve resisted that joke.)
What is it about Armani picking the dull of wit to represent his ass rags? Look at his choices. Firstly David Beckham, who monotonal uhhhhming clearly demonstrates that the ability to kick a soccer ball around clearly does not require an IQ rating much above dullard and now this bint, who believes real acting involves appearing in as many photo ops as possible and flashing parts of her privates instead of harder things, like giving her characters emotion and dimension (other than the dimension of her tits and ass that is)