Last week we saw some pics of Megan Fox trying to hide some newly inflated fish lips. And we wondered why. First of all, her lips were perfectly lovely to begin with, not too thin or anything. Plus, big fat lips would obscure our access to what is obviously her favorite body part: Megan Fox’s tongue. But it’s beginning to make sense now. She’s filming a movie with Mickey Rourke. A movie in which she kisses Mickey Rourke. We’re guessing when Megan was cast, she thought, “Who is this Mikey O’Rourke? I’ve never heard of him” and had her assistant do a Google image search. One look at Mickey’s fat-injected face, and any sane girl would head straight to her plastic surgeon and ask him to create a proper bumper so that she didn’t have to touch his maw with her own God-given flesh.
P.S. The movie is called Passion Play, and Megan plays an angel. A Russian model angel. Megan Fox + Russian accent = surefire comedy gold.
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Bojemoi Tovariesh… but will there be full frontal that is NOT Mickey???
Yes. If the words “full frontal” mean “really really terrible acting.”
Aren’t Fox and Jolie tied for the most overrated broads award?
Russian model angel? Is there even such a profession or am I missing something?
She was a Russian model. Then she died. Now she’s a Russian model angel. Bit of a stretch from her usual professions of “hot girl” or “utter annoyance who refuses to go away,” but we think she can handle it.
Hmmm… I don’t know… if megan is required to do something other than run around in less than a bikini looking constipated… It MAY be a hard stretch!!! Than again Mickey has been a Madame Tissauds wax figure since 1998 so??? We will see!!!