We have a penchant for voluntarily bringing pain upon ourselves, sure. For example, sometimes when we’re bored we do a Google image search for Jocelyn Wildenstein and spend as many long, torturous minutes as we can handle staring into picture after picture of the physical embodiment of man’s capacity for evil. But watching Jennifer’s Body? That’s a sort of self-hate that we could never endure. So we have no idea what the fuck Megan Fox is talking about in this quote:
I hate doing school scenes and office scenes; I hate doing mall scenes … if I could do exciting genre films like (“Jennifer’s Body”) and be covered in blood and vomit for the rest of my life, I would be really happy. The scenes in which I was covered in blood and break through glass were amazing. In one scene, I’m shoving a whole chicken in my mouth — a whole chicken! I love it; it is so different and original.
We don’t really care if Megan is covered in blood and vomit or edible body glitter or kitten diarrhea. But we would greatly appreciate it if she took that chicken (or a similar one, if the original is not available) and stuffed it in her mouth right before every interview. It would be so different and original!
That picture up there has Megan Fox’s teeth. Our Facebook page has Megan Fox’s tongue. Lots of it.
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Please don’t be a sucker…