Hey, guys! Look! It’s Megan Fox! And she’s doin’ stuff!
1. The other day, some put-upon Transformers crew members released a letter in which they accused Fox of being an unrepentant cooze. Today, another letter (this one signed) from another crew dude surfaces, this one complimentary. Well, somewhat. “Everyone has good and bad days and Megan is a human like us” isn’t exactly glowing praise. Oh you know. Sometimes you want to push a handicapped child out of his wheelchair and then point and laugh when he tries to get up, sometimes you don’t. Can’t fault a girl for being human.
2. Here’s the kiss scene from the Jennifer’s Body trailer. You may think seeing Megan Fox kiss Amanda Seyfried would be incredibly erotic but it’s tempered with insufferable dialogue about “going Benihana on my ass.” Oh, Diablo Cody, you’ve done it again! Just put an “sh” in front of that “it”.
3. Megan appears on the cover and inside the new Rolling Stone. The pictures show her doing things she normally does at home, like reading Doctor Strange comics on a flotaki rug while wearing a sheer-panel bodysuit and lounging in an Urban Outfitters catalog set, cold kicking it to some sweet ass vinyl. And she also offers up this quote, on her “ridiculously bad temper”:
“I’ve had to say to Brian [Austin Green], ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something, please leave.’ I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”
BAG might want to watch out. Remember what happened the last time he was around a gun.
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Oh, bother. The skintight catsuit outfit with the sheer cleavage for maximum…amusement. It won’t replace that picture of her with the skintight leather pants and nothing else, but it’ll do.
As for her ex…well, if I was on BEVERLY HILLS 90210, I’d provoke someone to shoot me just so it wouldn’t look like a suicide. Some roles an actor would move Heaven, Earth and New Jersey to make people forget. (Alas, YouTube has a looooong memory!)
She looks more like Liv Tyler than her usual self. Not a bad thing.
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