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Megan Fox, More Than Meets the Eye. Megan Fox, Graceless Bitch in Disguise.

megan_fox_jennifers_body_press_conference_bannerWe complain about having to constantly write about Megan Fox but honestly, she’s pretty entertaining. She calls Michael Bay “Hitler”, she calls herself “Alan Alda in drag”, and she toggles David Silver’s ballbag in public. But some crew members from the Transformers movies do not share our amusement, and they got together to pen a nasty letter that Michael Bay briefly posted to his website. The note is long, and reading is hard, so here are the highlights:

. . . we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she’s absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!

So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch.

This sounds suspiciously like a group of AV nerds venting after the popular girl starring in the junior production of Blythe Spirit refused to come to their LARPing party.

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5 Comments

  1. meh
    Posted September 14, 2009 at 10:26 am | Permalink

    meh rejoices that no-name unimportant tattoo-girl is getting the comeuppance she deserves.

  2. Gena
    Posted September 14, 2009 at 11:40 am | Permalink

    For some reason I totally believe the crew! If she were kind to them I am sure you would never hear a bad word out of them. She is not NEARLY as important, talented or attractive as she thinks she is.

  3. Bobby EWing
    Posted September 14, 2009 at 11:58 am | Permalink

    Say what you will but the topless pics and scenes of Megan Fox will surely change just about anyone’s mind.

    http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=3955315

    Heh heh – thats what I thought!

  4. Bobby Weird
    Posted September 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm | Permalink

    If Megan Fox is topless, then I’m a Brazilian transsexual with 36 DD’s and a 9-inch penis. And something about Megan being a vapid unbearable bitch just seems to ring true.

  5. Posted September 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm | Permalink

    And so it begins. I just wonder when the lawsuits will be coming. (I know the guys who wrote this letter won’t be on Ms. Fox’s Christmas card list.)

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