Sorry. It’s a Megan Fox post. Sorry. It’s a Jennifer’s Body post. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But it involves two very facially exalted women kissing! So, as we’ve mentioned before, the Diablo Cody “horror” flick opened at a disappointing fifth place last weekend, and what better way to get the kids jazzed on seeing more than to leak the full, unedited version of the Amanda Seyfried-Megan Fox kiss? So here, you looky-loos.
Megan Fox is such an anomaly. Never before has there been a woman so physically agreeable yet so universally hated by the blog-reading masses. So when you watch this, we suppose you’ll have to imagine someone more to your liking in the Megan Fox role. Like Pol Pot. Or an anthropomorphic tonsillolith.
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Well…you knew this was going to happen sooner or later. I just wonder what’s the record for this kind of 180 turn?
Hmm…yess, but no. I think Heidi Montag has a bigger record for being so physically agreeable but so hated. For one thing, I see more hate for her. People are just figuring out Mega(n) Fox is a hot cunt.
For another think, I think Montag is hotter.
I’d fucker her implants out.
…and then when I was done with that.
I’d fuck them without the ER.
*cough*
I would like to imagine Kristen Bell in the place of Megan Fox for this scene. Just a little Veronica Mars reunion.
Kristen Bell in a lesbian scene? If only she could do that. Hell, how that woman managed to get clothed nude scenes on a R-rated turd like FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL baffles even me. I can understand Renée Zellweger getting Cameron Crowe to change the love scene with her and Tom Cruise in JERRY MAGUIRE, but Ms. Bell couldn’t have that good negotiating skills. She still did SARAH, for crying out loud!
If you look around google images, there’s a picture of Bell wearing a super see through shirt..I honestly don’t know why she doesn’t just do nudity, after that picture.
Most likely than not, someone hasn’t offered her enough money. Course, then again it took Jessica Biel a few years before she decided to go fully nude officially in POWDER BLUE, which was about the only good thing about the movie. Who knew what was her reason.