We never thought weíd mention the name Jenny McCarthy on two consecutive days, but weíve never been one to pass up a story about a lady talking about her vibrator.
The recently separated McCarthy ran off her filthy and sexy mouth to Lloyd Grove of The New York Daily News when asked about rumors that sheís dating Jim Carrey, which she denied. She said, ìThere's not going to be a rebound guy. All I know is, I've become best friends with my vibrator. And that's what I plan on getting sex from. Invest in Duracell! I go through a lot of batteries." That brings to mind lovely thoughts of the two best friends having sleepovers, braiding each otherís hair, eating H‰agen-Dazs from the carton and spray cheese from the can while watching The Way We Were and crying all night long. Such a lovely picture. But of course these days when anyone talks about their vibrator there has to be a comparison to that dirty girl Eva Longoria, who just wonít shut up about the damn things. McCarthy said of Longoria, "Ah, she's getting [sex], who are we kidding?" And when Grove asked from whom, she said, "Everyone!" Longoriaís flack were not delighted with the implication that their reportedly engaged client was a big fat hobag and stressed that sheís in a long-term, monogamous relationship. We think the next step in this developing catfight should be a hair-pulling, bitch-slapping, anything-goes mud-wrestling cage match between McCarthy and Longoria. And sponsored and videotaped by Playboy, of course.
See what makes Jenny a dirty girl at MrSkin.com.
And don't forget Eva.
