We've been seeing the crazy pictures from Matthew McConaughey's upcoming movie Surfer Dude for a couple of months now, and every time we've thought, "This is going to be the greatest extreme-sports-themed movie since Gleaming the Cube, or maybe Thrashin'." And now, thanks to McConaughey's ongoing desire to prove to all of America that he thinks that boners are icky (unless, of course, it is his own, being plunged deep inside a female's totally womanly and not at all masculine vagina), Surfer Dude will be even better than we could have hoped–thanks to lots and lots of boobies and wet, slippery lesbo action. TMZ reports (via Yeeeah!):
A source on the set of Mattís new film, ìSurfer Dude,î [says] that during a recent pool party scene that featured a bunch of female extras in bathing suits, McConaughey, who is also a producer on the movie, told the ladies if they took their tops off they would get more money for their time. Many of the women agreed. With the female extras in all their bare-bosomed glory, Matt then requested girl-on-girl action for the scene. His request was not met with any complaints and only one extra left the set.
We're guessing that this project started out as a contemplative search for a surfer's inner soul through waves, all-beef franks eaten on the pier, and Walt Whitman read under moonlight, much like Dylan McKay's lost beach-club days, only with fewer baja shirts, but by the time McConaughey's finished with the script-tweaking, it will be one hour and forty-nine minutes of the entire cast naked, passing doobs, and jamming on their bongos. Which, to be honest, we'd still pay $9.50 to see.
