McConaughey's Chiseled Abs Take a Bride?

In today's "Preposterous rumor, but it's a slow news day so what the hell" news, Matthew McConaughey was spotted walking with his girlfriend, a model named Camilla Alves. And he was wearing a ring on his left hand, so folks are automatically saying that the couple were secretly married. We don't know about you guys, but if we got married and wanted to keep it a secret, we probably would not wear a ring on our wedding finger. Then again, this is Matthew McConaughey, who is not exactly known for his towering intellect or ability to pull one over on the little people. He probably tried to leave the house in a full tuxedo with top hat and tails, empty cans on streamers tied to his belt loops and a "Just Married" sign on his back, saying, "Look, secret wife! I am in dusk-guys! I'm going to shield my face from view with this marriage certificate! No one will ever know!"