Hahahahahahaha. Teenage Matthew McConaughey didn't know where a lady's poon chute is! See, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have been doing a service for young boys everywhere, giving them a very specific female anatomy lesson. Our own personal gossip speculum, FemaleFirst, reports:
Matthew McConaughey was clueless about sex.The 'Fool's Gold' star admits he had no idea about the female anatomy, despite studying numerous adult publications when he was younger, and was totally hopeless when he first got intimate with a girl.
He said: "From checking out Playboy I always thought – we still don't have a better word for it than vagina, do we? I thought it was behind the pubic hair, and it faced horizontal. You know, east/west, not south. So the first time I got to third base, man, I was hunting for a long time. I was real spooked about hunting around, so it took about an hour to find."
When you've been surrounded by gay rumors for most of your career, maybe admitting that it took you one hour to find a cooter the first time you went searching isn't the greatest idea. But this is Matthew McConaughey we're talking about. That hour probably included a few bong hits, a jam session with his drum circle, a hearty tooth brushing, and a deeply thought meditation on the nature of pubic hair. Also, way to show how old you are, dude. Pubic hair in Playboy? When was the last time that happened, 1988?
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Is a vagina hunter like a tomb raider?
Well, Angelina Jolie was the Tomb Raider, and she's certainly done some vagina hunting in her day, so I think you might be on to something.