You remember that girl in your high school who got knocked up junior year and ended up naming the kid Boone because "the little fucker wouldn't exist if it weren't for Strawberry Hill" and then thanked Jeebus that her loser ex-boyfriend couldn't afford Jager? That girl should set up a play date with Matthew McConaughey's forthcoming spawn, who's set to be named after Matt's favorite beer. Our personal brewmaster, FemaleFirst, reports:
Matthew McConaughey wants to name his unborn son after his favourite beer.The 'Fool's Gold' star – who is expecting his first baby with girlfriend Camila Alves – is planning to pay tribute to his beloved alcoholic beverage, just like his brother.
A source close to the actor said: "Matthew's older brother Michael named his second son Miller Lyte because he loved the beer so much. And Matthew loved the name so much he really wants to name his son after his favourite beer. He is thinking of going for Bud after Budweiser beer."
However, Brazilian model Camila is less than impressed with his choice of name.
The source added: "Camila is pretty old-fashioned. She hates the name and won't let Matthew push her into this."
Miller f'ing Lyte? Seriously? Not Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or Bartles Jaymes? After that, Matthew's suggestion of Bud seems a bit lame. But ultimately we're disappointed that Matteo has overlooked some of the best baby-naming possibilities. Why not J.K. Livin' McConaughey? Or for a real mindblower, why not Bong O. McConaughey? It works on so many levels and brings Matthew's two true loves together in nomenclatural form.
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