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Musical-theater enthusiast Matthew Broderick has cheated on moleless wife Sarah Jessica Parker! With a lady! The shock! Reports Star:

Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.

In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend.

After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month — when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles — multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.

During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well... 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

This is sort of akin to those stories you hear about Orlando Bloom spelunking in vaginal cavities. It's just unnatural. We'd resigned ourselves to the idea of Matt and SJ and the possible comingling of genitals, but beyond that we prefer to think of Matthew as a life-size (or slightly smaller than life-size, as the case may be) Ken doll. Plus: Matty Cakes? We know the mag claims this woman is half Matt's age, but the last time we checked he wasn't sixteen. And we're pretty sure only an eight-year-old could call someone Matty Cakes and not punch themselves in the face for being so lame. But then again, Matthew is married to a woman who voluntarily calls herself Sarah Jessica.


Sarah Jessica Parker gets sexy at MrSkin.com.