102 Pound Mary-Kate Olsen = Belly Full o' Baby

Oh my god, have you seen Mary-Kate Olsen lately? Girl is totally lardo! She weighs over a hundred pounds. That is just disgusting. We can't believe anyone would let themselves go like that. 99 pounds, maybe, but 102? Gross. Unless of course she's pregnant. Than, mazel tov! According to the Post Chronicle:

Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant. The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

Mary-Kate has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger - who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.

The source added: "Mary-Kate really took Heath's words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfilment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

We've gotten plenty mad over gossipers trying to implant fake fetuses (feti?) into the beautiful, beautiful wombs of celebs many times. In fact, just this morning we saw this. Geez, a girl has a Miller Lite once in a while and her bloat must be a baby? But Mary-Kate must be knocked up because her weight has crossed into the triple digits? That's just poppycock. What's next? Headlines proclaiming that Suri Cruise is hiding a baby bump because she insists on holding her Baby Wee Wee doll in front of her stomach?