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Mary-Kate Olsen Double Dips Her Nachos

mkmonsta.jpgBite-sized orangutwin Mary-Kate Olsen may be busy nursing her crippled pee filter, but weep not for her, friends, as she may have a very special friend to help heal her. A tall, Greek friend dripping with old money, Paris Hilton juice, and delicious, creamy cheese . . . that's right! Our beloved Stamos Nachos is BACK! Rejoice! The pair were observed canoodling at the Chateau Marmont on November 12, and Celebitchy sez:

"They were super into each other,î clubgoer Susan McGinley tells Life & Style. Adds a second partyer [sic], Stacey Kives, ìHe was making moves and she was eating it up.î

The duo kissed passionately for a few minutes, says the first witness – and then Mary-Kate, 21, put her hand over her mouth and giggled.

One person wasnít laughing. When Stavrosí on-again, off-again love Paris Hilton, 26, heard about the PDA, she was infuriated. ìShe thinks MK was publicly hooking up with Stavros just to piss her off,î says an insider close to Paris.

Oh, what a verbal web you weave, quoted sources. Dropping a hilarious "eating it up" anorexia joke and a subtle "piss her off" reference to her busted kidney? Well-played. Well-played.

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