If you're a dirty old perv who trolls the internet from the comfort of Mom's dark and musty basement looking for pictures of naked bodies with Natalie Portman's or BeyoncÈ Knowles's head superimposed on top (and we know you are) then you probably already know that Marisa Tomei shows her tomatoes for the very first time in Factotum. In fact, we told you about it nearly a year ago. But after making the rounds in nearly every country but ours, it's finally made an appearance at Sundance. So some Americans now know what Marisa's meatballs look like. Just not you.
We only get a brief look at the goods, and they happen to appear while she's in bed with Matt Dillon. That's not exactly an ideal booby-googling situation, but we'll take what we can get. And that's all we get. At least it's better than Marisa's skingy body-doubled nubbins in Slums of Beverly Hills. Factotum does throw us a few more bones just so we won't complain too much. Emily Hynnek, whom we've never heard of, plays a stripper and shows a bit of T&A. And Lili Taylor, who has let slip a few peeks in Bright Angel, Household Saints, and I Shot Andy Warhol shows up in a nice bra-and-panty set. Now that your fellow basement-dwellers have the skinny on both Factotum and Havoc, they might have to go back to their much neglected Star Trek fan site message board.
Who's at MrSkin.com? Marisa is!
And so's Lili.
And Emily too.
