When you picture Marilyn Monroe, you probably think of a pretty blonde movie star lady with her skirt blowing up and a big red lipsticky smile. It's also possible you picture her naked in Playboy. Or you think about her banging the president, which is also very glamorous. Whatever you imagine, we can pretty much guarantee you don't think of her hovering over a toilet, cheeks aquiver, cramming an enema bag up her rectum, although a former Los Angeles deputy district attorney is now alleging that may be what killed her. Rectum, no, it killed 'er, etc., etc.
John Miner attended the star's 1962 autopsy and has always agreed that Monroe died from an overdose of Nembutol. However, he's now alleging that a poisoned enema might have been to blame. You see, Miner was allowed to listen to tapes Monroe made in the weeks before her death for her psychiatrist, Dr. Ralph Greenson. The tapes were destroyed, but Miner's now letting the cat out of the (ass)bag and revealing what he heard:
"(Peter) Lawford (late Rat Pack star and socialite) had enema sex parties at his Malibu house. She (Monroe) refers to one of them, at which she had the interesting experience of allegedly having the Countess Du Barry's equipment used on her."
And you guys thought Christian Slater getting tasered off a roof at a Paris Hilton jamboree was wild stuff. Early '60s Tinseltown really knew how to party! Boinking politicians/brothers, dabbling in Anton LaVey's Church of Satan, enjoying a nice highball while squirting a mixture of feces and enema fluid out of your heinie hole next to Joan Crawford . . . that's entertainment! However, Miner doesn't think that Marilyn administered her own enema the night she died, which means . . . rectal murder! Sez our anal Encyclopedia Brown:
"If she administered it, the fluid would have been absorbed as it came in. An effect of Nembutal, when it absorbs, is to render the user unconscious . . . she would have been unconscious with all this stuff running out of her before enough of it was absorbed to kill her."
Buttwater as a weapon? That would certainly put a whole new twist on the game of Clue.
And yes, you CAN see MM in the buff at MrSkin.com.
