We didn't say anything about it at the time because we didn't want to worry you, but last week we reached our gossip breaking point. It was that last Britney Spears story that did it. Faced with another morning of trying make fresh the same old Cheeto, Ugg boot, and flashed gash joke, we went clean over the edge and had to be coaxed out from under our desks, where we sat, trembling, in a homemade hat fashioned out of a Jiffy Pop packaging and muttering "can't type . . . too Toxic . . . can't type . . . too Toxic." Lucky for us, Marilyn Manson has come along and traded hot young burlesque dancer wife Dita Von Teese for hot barely-legal actress girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood and saved us from ourselves! Out with the shitty weave and in with the prosthetic goth-tits!
Marilyn Manson is allegedly dating nineteen-year-old (NINETEEN. NINETEEN) actress Evan Rachel Wood. Mysterious people called "sources" contacted People magazine and let the black cat out of the spooooooky, spooky bag:
The sources say his relationship with the Thirteen actress was a factor in the Dec. 29 divorce filing by Dita Von Teese, 34, Manson's wife of one year.
"Dita is heartbroken, she didn't see this coming," says a source close to the burlesque dancer and MAC cosmetics model. "His partying contributed to the split as well."
Manson, 38, and Wood have been friends for some time. According to his official Web site, Manson first met Wood when he asked her to be in his upcoming horror film, Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll.
In addition, she posed for a watercolor that he painted, and attended the opening of his new Hollywood art gallery, the Celebritarian Corporation Gallery of Fine Art, last Halloween."It came as kind of a shock," Wood told Rolling Stone about being asked to pose. "I was beyond flattered."
Manson, who is currently in Paris, was unavailable for comment. A rep for Wood would not confirm the relationship. A spokeswoman for Von Teese did not return calls for comment.
We are having a very hard time believing a young and nubile little blossom of nineteen even knows who Marilyn Manson is. Then again, if you are a born-after-1985er and want to really stick it to your parents in these modern times, you have to date a member of Blink-182 or Towers of London or the like. With all the Maddens successfully paired off and Pete Doherty otherwise occupied with all matters Mossian, poor Evan had no other recourse but to cold kick it old school.
Oh, and to reiterate:
Marilyn Manson:
Marilyn Manson's ladies through the years:
What a waste. Oh the humanity.
Get Von Teesed by Dita at MrSkin.com.
Evan's there, too.
