Why are we suddenly and inexplicably obsessed with Marilyn "Gothbert Gothbert" Manson? We suppose we've always had a soft spot for Emmett Kelly and other sad clowns of his ilk. Today, Manson leaves the Lolitaspeak behind and instead, tells of schooling Ma Timberlake about female anatomy. He recently told BBC Radio 1:
"I met Justin Timberlake and I liked him. I met his mother too. He brings her on tour with him, I guess as some sort of prop. When we met I had just watched this sex documentary, unfortunately for his mother, and the first thing I said to her was 'Did you know that a woman has three holes between their legs?' She was fascinated."
Indeed, there is something fascinating about a guy over the age of 17 who still thinks that girls pee out of the sex hole. And by "fascinating" we mean "hilarious". And by "hilarious" we mean "embarrassing". And by "embarrassing" we mean "embarrassing".
UPDATE: MM not only finds the Timberlake family delightful, but he likes JT's music so much that he covered it.
