Evan Rachel Wood Just Gets Me, You Know? She Understands Me.

In the wake of his pending divorce from bubbly, professional naked lady Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson has finally opened up about his relationship with 19-years-younger actress Evan Rachel Wood. He told the newspaper Le Parisien (via Glosslip),

“I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend, Evan Rachel Wood. She’s 19 and certainly that’s very young but that’s not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”

Of course there would be many, many interests that would overlap when you’re talking about a 19-year-old girl and a 38-year-old man. Lip Smackers gloss, watching The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll, choreographing dances to Kelly Clarkson songs with friends, texting, figuring out how to sneak a Pomtini at Ruby Tuesday, and giving your dad the finger behind the safety of your locked bedroom door.

Of his desecrated marriage with Von Teese, Manson also revealed,

“Our relationship ended at Halloween. I was completely destroyed psychologically. I’d rented a house and begun working on this disc, which sort of tells everything that happened to me during the past year. I was married to someone who wanted me to change. Become more adult, more responsible. I began not to like myself, not like what I do. I lost my identity. Everything began collapsing around me. The record allowed me to put an end to that. Dita left at Christmas while I was recording.”

Stupid old lady wife, makin’ me clean up my Crowley playset and yellin’ at me for drinking goat blood out of the carton. Haw, that funny, sad little clown. Look for Manson to soon be tooling around the greater Los Angeles area in a red Mazda Miata with a combover dyed Nice and Easy Blue-Black.

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Or dig into the sophisticated Miz Teese.