You may have a separate closet in your home for your cleaning supplies and implements. You may have a separate closet in your home for coats and galoshes and other winterwear. But you probably don't have an entire closet in your home devoted to hundreds of lacy white underthings like crazy Mariah Carey does, and that's what makes Mariah Carey the demeted prima donna millionaire cuckaloo that she is, and that's also what makes you you.
CelebNewsWire's very favorite loony bird would like the whole world to know that not only does she own more undergarments than exist in the entire state of Nebraska, she has an entire room devoted to housing the flimsy lingerie.
She told IOL.com, "I like lingerie that's lacy and normally white. But then I also love dressing up in pink lingerie–and black is hot too. I have everything laid out in colors so I can pick them out quickly." And just in case you need a very clear and rather detailed visual, our Mimi adds this: "It's right off my bathroom so rather than going down to my main closet soaking wet, all dripping and nude, I decided to make a nice lingerie closet. That way I can jump out of my tub, run naked into the next room and put on a nice little number." Towels, Mariah. Try a towel. Say it with us: tow-el. Try it again. Towwww-ellll. Good!
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