Mariah Carey has admitted that she's "a little dramatic." Next, Michael Jackson to admit he's "a little weird," and Elton John to admit he's "a little gay."
Mariah apparently still thinks that she has "fans" and that she's entitled to demand the blood of twelve-year-old virgins to bathe in just like J.Lo. (We all know that Glitter killed that right a long time ago.) The cuckoo warbler had a top-notch diva hissyfit at the MTV studios recently, ranting and complaining to anyone within earshot about the "never ending abuse" she has to endure. We're assuming that in this case "abuse" means her handlers telling her to pull down her skirt or pull up her top so that her snatch/tits aren't hanging out. She's a superstar; she can give the world a free show if she damn well pleases. Mariah explained to a reporter from Billboard magazine who overheard the cackling, "I'm a little dramatic at times. I know, I know, it's tough to believe. But, it's true." Personally, we don't think she's dramatic at all. We truly sympathize. Sure Mariah showed up ninety minutes late to an awards show recently because she broke a fingernail, but that's the exact same reason why we were late to our brother's birthday party at Outback Steakhouse last month. And we're sure Mariah got a Bloomin' Onion thrown at her too.
I had a vision of love: Mariah Carey's Nude Review at Mrskin.Com.
