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Mariah Carey: Vision of Jugs

mariah-carey-topless.jpgOh, Mariah, you nutty, freaky, shrieking cuckoobird. Our love for you has no limits. The Glitterfly has spread her gilded, shimmery wings and blasted us with a faceful of toplessness! Mariah Carey candids are always so confounding. She's always caught, seemingly unawares, in a state of pleasant surprise, though her arm or magazine or umbrella is tilted just so, obscuring the money shot, while her hair remains an immobile helmet of lustrousness, her abs stay flexed, her chin is tilted at just the right angle. You could sneak up behind her with a camera while she's making waste on the toilet, and when you got your picture developed, she would appear to be sitting on a throne made of emeralds, her skin with nary a pore, bluebirds fluttering around her face holding a banner that reads "FIERCE". She's like a ninja or something.

(Pic via Egotastic!)

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  1. Mike Paahana
    Posted February 5, 2008 at 2:32 pm | Permalink

    luv her bubble but but only now see she has great boobs 2, looks almost as beeg as my gf sister 1's

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