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Mariah Carey: Vision of Jugs Part II

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Mariah Carey is absolute magic. We're convinced that a twittering flock of bluejays helps her dress in the morning. One holds up a yellow gingham frock, one a rainbow-emblazoned tube top and a pair of hot pants, one a can of blue spray paint that can stand in for a pair of super tight jeans, all tweeting to capture Mimi's attention until she decides which aspect of her personality she wishes to indulge that day. But once in a while Mimi's avian companions must take a day off, visit the park, socialize with other feathered creatures, and Mariah is left to fend for herself, sometimes resulting in incomplete outfits like the half a bikini displayed here. Yet Mariah still employs the help of all creatures great and small (and a couple of other handy props) to retain her demure dignity. Observe:

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Obviously these snaps (an extension of the peek Mimi gave us back in January) are posed, as no human is that adept at keep their junk hidden while wearing only bikini bottoms, especially when picking up a dog, putting the dog down, picking up a glass of wine, picking up her shoes, reading a magazine as it's perched in front of her chest, etc. Britney Spears shows more nipple while wearing a ski jacket. But we do love the whimsical comedy of these photos, exposed boobies or no. In that last one we almost expect that little barker to chomp on to Mimi's bottoms and pull them down, Coppertone style. Yet if that were to happen, we're sure that somehow Mariah's crack would still stay hidden; perhaps she even keeps a fluffy pink carnation stuffed there just in case.

More of Mimi's mamless pics can be found at Drunken Stepfather.

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  1. terry
    Posted April 16, 2008 at 8:10 pm | Permalink

    this is to mariah carey i would like to be a movie producter one day but theres something always geting in the way. i have over 2 hundred movie titles i can tell what my titles about but i am no writer but am looking for writers to put screenplay to them. i do have a website under construction if there some way mariah can help me out i would love for her to be in the movies hope to hear from {mariah carey}and if she want to know what my website is send me a massage

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