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Mariah Carey Heard Babies Make You Look Thin, Plans to Adopt

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It's been awhile since we've heard news of our beloved Mimi–she's probably been off in Tahiti or somewhere having every inch of her skin tattooed with the perfect shade of tan–so let's get an update. According to MSNBC:

Will Mariah Carey be the next celeb to adopt from across the border?

The ìHeartbreakerî singer visited a Mexican orphanage with her lawyer recently, according to gossips there, and is possibly interested in adopting one of the children.

Carey spent time at the Frank Gonzalez orphanage in Mexico, according to Carey fan sites, which quote a Latin-oriented radio program called ìAmerica Showbiz.î

Careyís reps said they donít comment on the singerís personal life.

Mariah probably got pissed when she shaved her Cornsilk Cabbage Patch Kid's head in homage to Britney and it didn't grow back, so she wanted a new toy. Someone should warn her, though, that a baby's hair may grow back, but when you cut off its chubby little arm to use as a kitschy back scratcher it's going to stay that way.


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