Poor Jennifer Lopez, her twin-riddled gut growing to previously unchartered proportions, will be none to pleased to hear what our personal God, Mariah Carey, has said about her. Apparently, Inside Hollywood asked Mimi if she would ever be interested in performing a duet with Lopez, and Mariah gleefully spat back:
"I'd rather be on stage with a pig! A duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain't gonna happen."
Actually, having Mariah onstage with a pig would be pretty charming, like a much more glittery and fabulous version of Charlotte's Web. Mimi can be a latter-day Fern, in pigtails and a halter top exposing her spray-on abs, while J. Lo ruts around in a pen in the corner under a large, blinged-out spiderweb that intermittently spells out stuff like "SOME HARPY" and "RADIANT CRONE".
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Mariah Carey: Gossip Is 'Complete Untruth'
Mariah Carey is fighting back against a new Internet report that suggests she is feuding with Jennifer Lopez.
The report, which has spread in the blogsphere Tuesday, includes a quote ñ supposedly from Carey ñ saying that she would rather appear on stage with a certain animal than ever share a stage with Lopez. The story, Carey tells PEOPLE. is "a complete untruth."
Carey insists that the quote did not, and would not, come from her.
"This is just some Internet gossip and it's pathetic that people actually entertain the thought that this could be real," Carey adds. "This is another sad example of two strong women being pit against each other."
Carey has a new album due out in the spring, shortly after Lopez is due to give birth.
Source: People (All rights reserved)