Mariah Carey, you are fast becoming our personal God, what with your diva fits and giant birthday cakes made in your likeness and the red carpet arrivals flanked with candles and all. But Mariah, honey, your taste in men is . . . well, it's appalling. Vomit-inducing, really. We thought you couldn't stoop any lower than Eminem and Jeter, but legendary modelhumper Flavio Briatore? Do you want to end up back in the psych ward?
Briatore is apparently some sort of racecar guy. We don't expect you to know who the guy is. Hell, we don't really know who, exactly, he is either. But he's some kinda cocksman–just look at the list of broads he's banged (bung?): scary gorgon Naomi Campbell, Nicole Kidman, model Vanessa Hilger, and he's the deadbeat biological dad of Heidi Klum's baby Leni, who's being raised by more-man-than-you singer Seal as his own. Now he's putting another notch on his sleazebelt after bagging Mariah.
Briatore organized a romantic weekend on his yacht last week in honor of her 35th birthday. A snitch yapped to the UK's Daily Star: "Flavio wanted to give Mariah the best birthday present possible and is aware that she has been working so hard promoting her new album. So what better way to relax than on board his yacht in Monaco? Mariah loves the place and hides away there as often as possible." Rumor has it that the man-tramp has actually named said yacht "The Mariah", which might just be the most committed thing he's ever done.
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