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Mariah Carey Travels with Giant Entourage, Personal Crap Wipes

mariah-carey-mustache-waxedOne subject we will never get sick of: stupid shit that celebrities demand be provided for them wherever they go. And no one demands useless crap as well as Mariah Carey does. Last week found her in England demanding white kittens and doves and fairy wands and butterfly-shaped confetti. And now we’re hearing that her visit to Britain required about a million little helpers, including people to help her sit her ass down. PopEater reports of her appearance on a TV talk show:

“They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew,” Garraway says of Carey’s entourage. She goes on to say that the Grammy winner “had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed.”

Aside from that, Garraway says Carey had “one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!”

Puzzled by the events and what she allegedly witnessed, Garraway asks: “Have you ever heard anything like it? Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well.”

Hell, that ain’t nothing. Madonna needs a toilet seat that’s never known the tender touch of an ass cheek before. If Mariah were really a diva, she’d demand that anyone requesting her presence provide specially printed TP covered with Eminem’s face.

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One Comment

  1. festie
    Posted November 24, 2009 at 9:46 am | Permalink

    this arrogant far removed from reality bitch just wants to make sure she’s at the front of the lines at the gates of hell. whore.

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