Here's the Story/of a Lezzie Lady

The only Brady who's been hogging the spotlight lately because of banging partner choices is Tom Brady. But as it turns out, it's Marcia who's the real Brady with loose morals. Maureen McCormick, who played the prissy eldest daughter on The Brady Bunch, has been forthcoming about the fact that she and Barry Williams, aka Greg Brady, only shared a kiss and a date. But in her upcoming autobiography, Here's the Story (due in stores next year), she alleges that she was plumbing the depths of Eve Plumb. Contact Music dishes a spoonful of the hot poop into our waiting maws:

As well as talking candidly about her well-documented eating disorder and drug problems in the book, TV's Marcia Brady will come clean about a romance she had with co-star Eve Plumb, who played her sister Jan on the hit show. A source tells America's National Enquirer, "The most explosive comments will be how the then-blonde, blue-eyed cutie developed a crush on Eve Plumb, which led to some sexual play. This book will certainly come as a shocker. While Maureen is not a lesbian, she reveals there were some sexual hijinks going on behind the scenes. It's bizarre because she played such a virginal character on the show."

It's like the Bradys themselves sang lo, so many years ago. When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange, who you are and what you want to be. And what you're going to change is your sexual orientation and what you want to be is a cha-cha chewer. Sha na na na na na na na.

Yes! Marcia Brady HAS gotten naked and you can see it at MrSkin.com!