Hollywood lesbian update: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are still all sorts of blonde, gay, and in love; Marcia Cross is still not gay yet still not sleeping with men. C'mon, Marcia, you're never going to fool anyone by being celibate. Take out a pretty boy once in a while and make us wonder. Even Rock Hudson had a beard.
Since rumors of Marcia's supposed homosexuality surfaced last month, the Desperate Housewives star and her PR machine have been on the defensive trying to prove that she likes the ween. And apparently there are plenty of men out there who are eager to help. Cross told the New York Post that she was approached by a man who whispered into her ear, "I heard you were gay. Let's get a room and prove that wrong." To which Cross reportedly replied, "Sorry. I'd much rather be gay than sleep with you just to prove I wasn't." Since this burn occurred at a Hollywood party, the chances are good that the man doing the propositioning was Colin Farrell. And we all know that only a big old flaming lesbian could possibly resist the advances of such a suave, classy, and totally STD-free gentleman.
