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December 14, 2007 at 10:59AM

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The Red Vadge of Furrage

More than a year ago, we caught wind of a story involving a garbage-picker finding nudie pics of Marcia Cross in her trash can. Nary a word has been heard since, and we've all but forgotten about the prospect of eyeballing Dr. Kimberley Shaw's fire on the hole until today, when the actual pictures quite suddenly surfaced on the internerd, and lord, but they are surprising. For the last few years, Cross has appeared to be pulled and lifted so flawlessly taut that she appears to have been sculpted out of wax, so imagine our shock to see voluminous copper curls sproinging from her crotch like so many cuckoos out of a clock. We would just assume that someone so uptight would really find sporting a twat toup to be distasteful and unhygienic. Perhaps she grew it out as a helpful measure for the future delivery of her twins. Her skin being whiter than glue and all, her womanly portal might have all but disappeared against the white of the hospital sheets--growing a flaming red bush is kind of like clearly marking the fire exits.

There's even more naked Marcia at MrSkin.com.

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Not hygienic? What do you people think pubic hair is for? Decoration?

Posted by: BunnyNutz | December 14, 2007 12:50 PM

Women should have no body hair below their eyebrows...

Posted by: Millercaster | December 16, 2007 10:02 AM

No-one really knows what pubic hair is for. Some of the theories are either to keep the genitals warm, or to trap pheromones. But no-one really knows for sure.

Posted by: Jamie | December 17, 2007 08:25 AM

Pubes are to keep the skin from chafing during sex. Visually, they're an attraction for the opposite sex. If you don't believe that second statement you've fallen for the late 20th-century-gays-and-females obsession with being different and presentable. Just look at all the effort people put into the hair on their heads and you'll know how important hair is to attraction and self-appreciation. Enjoy.

Posted by: King | December 17, 2007 05:34 PM

I just stumbled across this and am amazed at the suggestion that an unshaven woman is somehow unhygienic or even in any way unattractive due to the presence of pubic hair. What a crock of shit!

Posted by: Victor | December 28, 2007 06:37 PM

OK, I'm outta here. Just spent another few minutes reading crap on this site. I really don't recall what I entered into Google that landed me here, but I've read enough to see most of the text is written by a sexual deviant ... probably a pimple faced 16 year old woman hater. So odd to have a site which is oriented to "celebrity nudity" (an extremely bogus topic to start with) and written by a person who loathes women. You are probably either a danger to society or a freaky slug who hates women because you're so disgusting that no woman would ever have any desire to be alone with you.

Posted by: Victor | December 28, 2007 06:52 PM